This Saturday on Me-TV:
Awaiting release from prison, The Penguin, that pompous, waddling
master of fowl play, schemes to get his adversary, The Batman, to plan
his crimes for him; his first step is to attract The Caped Crusader's
attention. Penguin has his Finks Hawkeye and Sparrow distribute free
umbrellas to patrons outside The House Of Ali Baba Jewelry Store and a
local bank. The men passing them out call it a promotion, but the owners
of the jewelry store and bank know that they weren't hired by them.
The Penguin's a Jinx
Bruce Wayne's burning feet revive him just in time, and he retrieves
from his pocket his cigarette lighter containing a lifetime supply of
butane gas, and throws it into the fire. A sudden blast ensues, eating
up the oxygen, putting the furnace out, and throwing Bruce free from the
net, far enough to make his escape.